I apologize for all the FourSq...

I apologize for all the FourSquare spam last night. They turned that on without telling me.

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@feliciaday I must admit, we C...

@feliciaday I must admit, we Canadians do get the coverage we pay for. I'd rather pay less and stay out of garages and basements.

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I get scared every time the bu...

I get scared every time the bus pulls in to an underground bus terminal. Surely this will be the time we get Sunny Corleoned.

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"When I was a student here, I ...

"When I was a student here, I remember Peter Benson came in soaking wet and looking at his watch claiming he didn't realize the time."

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It's frustrating living in the...

It's frustrating living in the east and ordering something with next-day shipping from California. The day's half over and they're not awake

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If Willy Wonka can send a choc...

If Willy Wonka can send a chocolate bar by TV, why can't Google email a phone?

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

Had to sit through a 30 second...

Had to sit through a 30 second unskippable ad on #YouTube before finding out it wasn't even the video I wanted to watch. #google @youtube

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Google's total is now 135,001.

Google's total is now 135,001.

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There are paid apps in the Can...

There are paid apps in the Canadian Android Market!

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"The meaning coded in words ca...

"The meaning coded in words can't be measured in bytes.It's deeply compressed.Twelve words from Voltaire can hold a lifetime of experience"

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"If your main objective for a ...

"If your main objective for a conversation is convincing the other person that you're not crazy, you're already lost."

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"Privacy protects of from bein...

"Privacy protects of from being misjudged in a world of short attention spans where information can easily be confused with knowledge."

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

Mario Bros. on a 64 pixel scre...

Mario Bros. on a 64 pixel screen: http://gizmodo.com/5491522/marios-still-fun-even-ultra+simplified-extra+pixilated-8x8-form

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

It is time to leave the store ...

It is time to leave the store when you see a tag and don't know if it's a price or a serial number.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

Man marries pillow. With a tit...

Man marries pillow. With a title like that, who needs to read the article? Unless you want to see the wedding photo: http://is.gd/a8RhI

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You tell 'em Dan: "an online.....

You tell 'em Dan: "an online...echo chamber that claims the banner of news but trades in gossip, gotcha, and innuendo" http://is.gd/a9nzp

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:O RT @ActuallyNPH Oh, FYI: my...

:O RT @ActuallyNPH Oh, FYI: my first day of filming Glee was yesterday. 14 hours. Tired, but worth it. They all rock.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

I never thought I'd complain a...

I never thought I'd complain about someone on the subway bring too clean, but the soap fumes are burning my eyes.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

Why do I waste two or three ho...

Why do I waste two or three hours every night trying to fall asleep? Wishful thinking I guess.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

RT @merlyn should toyota reall...

RT @merlyn should toyota really be using it's "moving forward" catchphrase right now? Seems like that's *all* they do. :)

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"But while Pulp Fiction change...

"But while Pulp Fiction changed the way people made movies for a decade, Forrest Gump just changed the way people said the name Jenny."

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"God invented March so that pe...

"God invented March so that people who don't drink would know what a hangover is like"

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@alexlindsay Google's podcast ...

@alexlindsay Google's podcast subscriptions: BBC, NPR, Guardian, MacBreak http://listen.googlelabs.com/index.html

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@chrisshirreff Congratulations...

@chrisshirreff Congratulations.

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Feels the need to ask someone ...

Feels the need to ask someone to watch his stuff less because he thinks it will be stolen than because he thinks others expect him to ask.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

Codename for the new Firefox J...

Codename for the new Firefox JavaScript engine: JaegerMonkey.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes