My cat is so optimistic. If yo...

My cat is so optimistic. If you even glance at the basement door, he runs to his food dish.

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Do people ever remake books?

Do people ever remake books?

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"They laughed when I said I wa...

"They laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"I'm going to tell you this ju...

"I'm going to tell you this just once, with all the humility I can muster up: I'm the greatest trial attorney who ever lived." - Danny Crane

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"Objection, Your Honor, you ca...

"Objection, Your Honor, you can't preface your second point with 'first of all'".

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If you don't find something in...

If you don't find something in the first five minutes, you won't find it. Move everything six inches to the left until you uncover it.

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People say that law cannot kee...

People say that law cannot keep pace with technology. Technology is about means. Law can beat technology if it goes straight to the ends.

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curses people who sit in aisle...

curses people who sit in aisle seats and then take their time getting up.

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I want to boycott all restaura...

I want to boycott all restaurants that make you use an ATM.

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