Wow. The doctor's office has h...

Wow. The doctor's office has hired a traffic guy for the parking lot.

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Oh Arnold.

Oh Arnold.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

No Glee? I'm sad.

No Glee? I'm sad.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

When hospitals say they'd rais...

When hospitals say they'd raise the money themselves if they could, is that saying they wish they could charge?

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

This bar is recommended by "Wh...

This bar is recommended by "Where To Eat On Parole Day".

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

What's the difference between ...

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

There's something funny about ...

There's something funny about reading my IP casebook next to a bunch of guys talking about torrenting music.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"Real leaders are supposed to ...

"Real leaders are supposed to be able to see a better future. Like Thomas Jefferson or that kid from the Terminator movies."

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

I almost went downtown and I d...

I almost went downtown and I don't have class.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"A special interest, that's ba...

"A special interest, that's bad. But a stakeholder, well that's someone who should be at the table."

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

I figured out what happens to ...

I figured out what happens to socks that in missing in the dryer. They turn into cables and hide behind my computer.

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"Have you ever been involved i...

"Have you ever been involved in a law suit? Count yourself lucky. I hope you never are." - Law professor to student

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"Engineers believe that if it ...

"Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it hasn't got enough features yet."

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

"The most important part of ro...

"The most important part of romance is being selfish the rest of the time. Otherwise a romantic act will be just a normal act."

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes

@stephenfry Someone re-invente...

@stephenfry Someone re-invented IRC. #frys

Originally posted at W E Barnes.ca by Billy Barnes